Friday, December 25, 2009

#025 - CHRISTMAS DAY!!!


Hound (voice): That was unexpectedly one-sided.


Santa: Did you doubt, Primus' power?

Hound: It was also a tad brutal. Don't you think? I mean, he TORE OFF his face then his head.

Santa: It is not our place to question the wisdom of the gods.



Hound: Thank you, Primus. Thank you for coming and doing what we couldn't


Primus: IT IS NOT MY WISH THAT MY CREATION SHOULD SUFFER. WHICH REMINDS ME....


Hound: You're all back! I'm so glad you're all alright.

Prowl: In spite of my actions. I'm sorry for everything, Hound.

Hound: Let's not dwell on that. It's Christmas!



Sunstreaker: You've been awesome this whole month. I couldn't have done it. What I'm trying to say is, can you forgive me for being such an aft hose?

Hound: I'd be an aft hose myself if I said no. Besides, you look so pitiful with your skid plate showing.

Sunstreaker: What?

Hound: Kidding.

Sunstreaker: You're lucky it's Christmas.



Prowl: This is great! Everything is back to normal. If only Optimus was here.



Sideswipe: This is just creepy. Would you look at that? It's PRIME!



Optimus: Everthing looks fine here. What's the emergency, Hound?



Hound: Turns out Primus took care of it.

Optimus: I don't--

Sunstreaker: Long story, big guy. Let's just enjoy your time back.

Optimus: Yes, let's.



Jetfire: * And so that's the story of how we Autobots found the meaning of Christmas. *



Jetfire: * That knowledge has served us all well over the years; even me, a Decepticon scientist turned good guy. *



Jetfire: * That's why, when the snow begins to fly, I get a feeling deep in my gears. *

Baby Raccoon: Prrrr!

Jetfire: Ugh!



Present Day...

Jetfire: That's why, even a millenia later, I've STILL got rust in that shoulder joint. Oh well, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!



Primus: Merry Christmas!

Jesus: Have a safe and prosperous new year!

Both: Thanks for reading, everybody!!

4 comments:

  1. A four hour delay at the ATL airport. Hope the Phoebster keeps up the excellent behavior.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!

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  2. Merry Christmas!

    What an amazing advent comic! You are truly a genius when it came to writing this!

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  3. Thank you.

    It was a labor of love for sure.

    The delay has now been five and a half hours. Considering Phoeb-a-loo has been up for nine hours and is three hours past her bed time, she's been great.

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