Safeguard: ZORDS! They're not Transformers. They're just machines. They need human pilots. You can't talk!
Tyrannosaurus Dinozord: You ungrateful little glitch! If my forearms were any longer, I'd tear you a new disposal port.
Grimlock: Stop it! In case you femme-bots not noticed, bad guys run away. We need to stop them! Dino buddies, you take big green guy.
Grimlock: Vector Prime, you with me.
Safeguard: What's wrong with femme-bots?
Hot Rod: Where do you want me?
Grimlock: Umm . . .
Mirage: I could use a hand gathering up those dice.
Grimlock: That great idea. You two get on that!
Hot Rod: Great.
Meanwhile . . .
Devastator: Great Cthulhu! I shall guard your escape.
Cthulhu: Fbrip nadinnf h'mlcha.
Megazord: Just give up now, claws-for-hands.
Devastator: At least my components have robot modes, critter-bot!
Cthulhu: Shlurk nedarah hren!
Grimlock: Stop, worm-face!
Cthulhu: Srancth!!
Vector Prime: I've seen the error of my ways, and you're it. Just give up while you can.
Cthulhu: Bah-b-eye.
Grimlock: Dice!?!
Vector Prime: I guess Mazes and Monsters was right. Role playing games ARE evil.
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