DRIFT used to fight for MEGATRON,
and was known as one of the most terrible warriors ever to stalk the face of CYBERTRON.*
Mindwipe: Great work, Drift. You are truly an inspiration to all Decepticons.
Drift: . . . .
Mindwipe: Great talking with you, sir!
Thrust: How can you idolize that jerk?
Mindwipe: Jerk!? He's the coolest, most dangerous 'bot there is.
Thrust: How do you know he's cool? You've never spoken to him. I don't think he CAN speak!
Mindwipe: Have you seen The Matrix?
Thrust: Yes.
Mindwipe: Neo was cool in SPITE of Keanu Reeves speaking, not because of it.
Thrust: Touché.
*From the AUTOBOT DRIFT toy packaging.
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