Officer Cooper: Absolutely. We've canvased the town. This is the only building whose occupants are unaccounted for.
Prowl: Alright. You cover me. I'll go in.
Officer Cooper: No! This is my collar. Besides, didn't Optimus want more human involvement?
Minutes Later . . . .
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Sentinel Prime: Ah. One of your fellow human beings, fleshling. I would not entertain notions of warning him or her were I the one in your situation.
Chuckles: No worries. The guys looking for me I don't want finding me anyway.
Sentinel Prime: Nevertheless, you have been warned.
Officer Cooper: Mr. Charles "Chuckles" McGillicuddy, you are wanted for questioning in the December first assault of visiting dignitary, Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. Come out with your hands up.
Sentinel Prime: I have met this Optimus of which you speak. Give him this message, fleshling!
Prowl: SENTINEL, YOU PIECE OF SLAG!!
Sentinel Prime: I . . . still . . . func . . . tion . . . .
Chuckles: Well, that's too bad for you. This guy's outta here!
Prowl: Cooper! Cooper, listen to me. We're going to end this. Do you hear me? Cooper?
Meanwhile . . . .
Bumblebee: Prime sent me to lend you a servo.
Jazz: Hey, little buddy, ditch that piece and help me grab today's gift.
Bumblebee: Almost . . . there . . . .
Jazz: Tomorrow . . . I'm going back . . . for the ladder . . . .
Bumblebee: After all that, now we've got to put it together?
Jazz: At least it's not more of the jail cell. I hope.
Bumblebee: Am I that out of shape, or is running the Advent Calendar harder than it looks?
Jazz: A little of both is my guess. Any word on Cooper catching that crook?
Bumblebee: I was going to head back to town to here Prowl's report, but now I think I'll recharge a bit first.
Optimus Prime: Leonard, the other people in town look to you as their leader. I brought you out here to make a confession. I have no idea what I'm doing with this Calendar.
Leonard: Well, I can't say as I'm shocked to hear that. You have the whole town in a tizzy. Once Office Cooper gets back with that hoodlum, I think it's best you and yours leave.
Optimus Prime: That is what I'm trying to tell you . . . .
Optimus Prime: Officer Cooper is dead.
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Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
(I'm enjoying every second of this!)
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