Optimus Prime: Thank you for meeting with me Leonard. I'm afraid my ignorance may have set something . . . dangerous loose in your world.
Leonard: Oh, Prime. You worry too much. Have a seat.
Optimus Prime: I . . . can't. My thighs have these wheels.
Optimus Prime: On the subject of . . . eccentricities, why are you still holding that carrot?
Leonard: This? This is for my snowman. With all this excitement, I'm afraid I may set it down and forget it. It's okay though. He can wait.
Meanwhile . . . .
Snowman: *sigh*
Optimus Prime: Back to the matter at hand. The Autobots and I need to capture this menace I have unleashed on your world.
Leonard: Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
Kid in the Helmet: Mister Optimus! It's horrible. The bad guy . . . he's . . . he's . . .
Leonard: Come on now, KitH. Prime doesn't want to hear any of your stories. Everything is just fine.
Meanwhile . . . .
Chuckles: Sweet train! She's mine now. Heh, heh, heh!
Optimus Prime: I need to check the calendar. I'll talk to you more tomorrow, Leonard. KitH, would you like to come with me?
Kid in the Helmet: Would I!?
Optimus Prime: Oh, that joke is too easy . . . .
Fifteen Minutes Later . . . .
Optimus Prime: Thanks for helping me with the ladder, KitH.
Kid in the Helmet: No . . . problem, . . . Mr. Optimus.
Optimus Prime: The window is higher than yesterday's. Hold the ladder steady, KitH.
Kid in the Helmet: Oh, no! The present's broken!! What will we do?
Optimus Prime: I'll tell you what we will do.
Optimus Prime: We. Will. Build.
Ten Minutes Later . . . .
Optimus Prime: Almost there . . . .
Kid in the Helmet: But what about these extra parts!
Optimus Prime: Patience. See? We're done it looks like a catapult for snowballs.
Kid in the Helmet: Mr. Optimus! My fingers are stuck!!!
Optimus Prime: It IS a catapult! You just push this lever down, and--
Kid in the Helmet: My hand's free. Thanks, Mr. Optimus.
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