Clench: Alright, Sky-Byte--as you know--we're lookin' for a little help trackin' down Spark of the Autobots. What can you do to help?
Sky-Byte: Pyro's end is near.I will not allow him rest,
if the price is right.
Clench: Are you speakin' in verse!?
Sky-Byte: My pattern of speech
is not the thing he will fear.
My actions will speak.
Double Punch: You want me to toss him, Boss?
Sky-Byte: Clutch, call off your thug!
Here is what I have to show.
Boys! Bring in the 'Bot!
Sky-Byte: Poke fun of my haiku,
but you see what I have done.
I present: 'Bot, Scorch.
Scorch: It takes three of your goons to bring me in? I'm flattered.
Double Punch: I think this guys for real, Boss.
On the island . . .
Pyro: The box with today's gift is quite heavy.
????: Ooof!
Pyro: Did that box just . . . ooof?
*Pop!*
*Riiiiiiip*
Mother Monkey: Chirp?
Pyro: Ah . . . .
????: AAARRRRR!
Pyro: Hello, Friend. Welcome to . . . ah, here. My name is Sir Pyro Ignatius Spark. We do not have much to offer, but what we do have you are welcome to share.
Dirty Johnny: Name's Johnny, an' I'll be more'n 'appy t' take you up on yer generous offer.
Pyro: Wonderful. I hope you are willing to reciprocate.
Baby Monkey: Chirp chirp chirp.
Dirty Johnny: If you'll pardon me . . . .
Dirty Johnny: Git yer paws off me hat or I'll be dicin' yer youngin' 'fore ter damned eyes!
1 comment:
Speaking in haiku is hilarious!
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