Captain Spaulding: . . . .
Sneaky Herman: Captain, we're ready.
Captain Spaulding: Then I suppose it's time.
Captain Spaulding: Jimmy my boy! Grab yer blade and yer pistol. We've got an island to capture.Handsome Jim: Captain Spaulding, I don't think we need to invade. Nothing about that island is a threat.
Captain Spaulding: I'm supposed to listen to a man with no shoes!? I talked to the ghost candelabrum all night!!
Handsome Jim: Sir, I respect you. I really do, but you have to admit what you're saying sounds crazy.
Captain Spaulding: You think I'm crazy?
*Bang!*
Captain Spaulding: Now THAT was crazy.
Captain Spaulding: Now let's go get our island, Herman.
On the island . . .
Pyro: I have today's present. Would you please open it?
Dirty Johnny: Nope. You got to learn to do it yerself, mate. Also, we're outta rum.
Pyro: It looks to me like the Calendar in still favouring you. Here you go.
Dirty Johnny: Wait a froggin' minute! This bottle's empty.
Dirty Johnny: Well, not empty exactly. If only we 'ad a pair of pincers to grab that paper outta the bottle skinny neck.
Dirty Johnny: If only a crustacean had come in yesterday's present.
Pyro: Would you look at him!
Dirty Johnny: Almost like it was part of a plan.
Pyro: I can do without the sarcasm.
Dirty Johnny: I can't.
Dirty Johnny: This looks awfully familiar. Ah, yes!
Dirty Johnny: Pyro, we're getting you home!
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