When it's really foggy here on the moutain some of us refer to this legendary driving method. I thought about it tonight as I was coming home.
Monkey-Girl had it explained to her this way.
- Take a coke can. (Notice the lower case c on coke. We are in the South after all. If you order a Coke here, you'd better be prepared to explain what kind.)
- Pull your car over to the side of the road.
- Walk with your coke can until you can barely make out your car's headlights.
- Put the coke can down.
- Walk back to your car.
- Drive toward your coke can.
- Repeat steps 1 through 6 until you arrive at your destination.
- Enjoy your coke. (Hopefully it's an actual Coke.)
I'm sure this is only joke. Then again this IS the South.
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