Thursday, December 11, 2008

Coke Can Driving


When it's really foggy here on the moutain some of us refer to this legendary driving method. I thought about it tonight as I was coming home.

Monkey-Girl had it explained to her this way.
  1. Take a coke can. (Notice the lower case c on coke. We are in the South after all. If you order a Coke here, you'd better be prepared to explain what kind.)
  2. Pull your car over to the side of the road.
  3. Walk with your coke can until you can barely make out your car's headlights.
  4. Put the coke can down.
  5. Walk back to your car.
  6. Drive toward your coke can.
  7. Repeat steps 1 through 6 until you arrive at your destination.
  8. Enjoy your coke. (Hopefully it's an actual Coke.)

I'm sure this is only joke. Then again this IS the South.

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