Skywarp: Ravage is back from his intelligence mission, mighty Megatron.
Megatron: He must have a report from his surveillance of the Autobot base.
Skywarp: I'll get Soundwave.
Megatron: Don't bother. He's not with us.
Skywarp: Why not, sir?
Megatron: Have you seen what people want for him on the secondary market? I would like to buy a place of my own someday.
Skywarp: So, ahhh...how do we play him without Soundwave?
Megatron: There's an old Betamax machine in the back.
Skywarp: We really need to update our equipment, Lord Megatron.
Megatron: Do you want to be a renter the rest of your life?
Several Hours Later...
Megatron: I can't believe the machine ate Ravage.
Acid Storm: Technically it just chewed him up.
Skywarp: Circuitry Depot has six months zero financing on all audio equipment.
Megatron: Shut up, Skywarp!
Starscream: "Mighty" Megatron, I bring you news of a structural anomaly in the forest near the Autobot base.
Ramjet: We should send Rampage to investigate
Acid Storm: *giggles*
Meanwhile...
Hound: A feed box? Interesting...
Hound: There. We're all set for...for...well, I don't know what.
Santa: How is it going, Hound?
Hound: To be honest Santa, I don't see how this is helping. I'm grateful for all the presents, but I just don't see how birds, dead trees, and suet will reveal the meaning of Christmas.
Santa: Trust me, Hound. Something wonderful is about to happen.
1 comment:
Oh I can't wait for five! This is so exciting, like reading a serial or something!
Keep up the hilarious, thoughtful work!
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