Friday, December 25, 2009
#025 - CHRISTMAS DAY!!!
Hound (voice): That was unexpectedly one-sided.
Santa: Did you doubt, Primus' power?
Hound: It was also a tad brutal. Don't you think? I mean, he TORE OFF his face then his head.
Santa: It is not our place to question the wisdom of the gods.
Hound: Thank you, Primus. Thank you for coming and doing what we couldn't
Primus: IT IS NOT MY WISH THAT MY CREATION SHOULD SUFFER. WHICH REMINDS ME....
Hound: You're all back! I'm so glad you're all alright.
Prowl: In spite of my actions. I'm sorry for everything, Hound.
Hound: Let's not dwell on that. It's Christmas!
Sunstreaker: You've been awesome this whole month. I couldn't have done it. What I'm trying to say is, can you forgive me for being such an aft hose?
Hound: I'd be an aft hose myself if I said no. Besides, you look so pitiful with your skid plate showing.
Sunstreaker: What?
Hound: Kidding.
Sunstreaker: You're lucky it's Christmas.
Prowl: This is great! Everything is back to normal. If only Optimus was here.
Sideswipe: This is just creepy. Would you look at that? It's PRIME!
Optimus: Everthing looks fine here. What's the emergency, Hound?
Hound: Turns out Primus took care of it.
Optimus: I don't--
Sunstreaker: Long story, big guy. Let's just enjoy your time back.
Optimus: Yes, let's.
Jetfire: * And so that's the story of how we Autobots found the meaning of Christmas. *
Jetfire: * That knowledge has served us all well over the years; even me, a Decepticon scientist turned good guy. *
Jetfire: * That's why, when the snow begins to fly, I get a feeling deep in my gears. *
Baby Raccoon: Prrrr!
Jetfire: Ugh!
Present Day...
Jetfire: That's why, even a millenia later, I've STILL got rust in that shoulder joint. Oh well, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!
Primus: Merry Christmas!
Jesus: Have a safe and prosperous new year!
Both: Thanks for reading, everybody!!
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4 comments:
A four hour delay at the ATL airport. Hope the Phoebster keeps up the excellent behavior.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!
Merry Christmas!
What an amazing advent comic! You are truly a genius when it came to writing this!
Thank you.
It was a labor of love for sure.
The delay has now been five and a half hours. Considering Phoeb-a-loo has been up for nine hours and is three hours past her bed time, she's been great.
ROFL.
Cutest post ever.
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