Bumblebee: Hound, I heard you have a special assignment from a fleshling fairy tale.
Hound: It's not like that. Santa Claus is helping me out. I wanted to know the meaning of Christmas so he's having me collect presents from an Advent calendar.
Bumblebee: How's that supposed to help?
Hound: Don't know.
Bumblebee: And the head chain?
Hound: Ditto.
Grimlock: Ironhide just told me, Grimlock, that you, Hound, get presents.
Hound: That's only part of it, Grimlock--
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, want present!
Hound: I don't think it works that way.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, want present! Me, Grimlock, want present! Me, Grimlock, want present! Me, Grimlock, want present!
Bumblebee: You'd better do it, Hound. The last time he did this the other Dinobots went extinct. Heh, heh.
Hound: Too soon, Bee. Too soon.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, want present! Me, Grimlock, want present! Me, Grimlock, want present!
Hound: Okay, okay, OKAY!!!
Grimlock: Yay, me, Grimlock!
Bumblebee: Via con Dias!
Twenty Minutes Later...
Grimlock: We there yet?
Hound: No!
Grimlock: We there yet?
Hound: No!!!
Grimlock: We there yet?
Hound: NO!!!!
Grimlock: We there yet?
Hound: Yes.
Grimlock: Really?
Hound: No.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, should have seen that coming.
Hound: Well, there it is, big guy. Waaayyy up there.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock need ball-and-socket neck articulation.
Grimlock: Thanks for boost, Hound.
Hound: I think I broke a servo.
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, got...sticks.
Hound: Sorry about that. I'm sure tomorrow's gift will be better and we can share that.
Grimlock: Share? Me, Grimlock, no share lucky-special stick! Me, Grimlock LOVE lucky-special stick!
Hound: Reign it in there, big guy.
3 comments:
This idea is hilarious. Please keep the "comics" coming! They are much more amusing than my advent calendar with delicious stale chocolate inside.
If you like this, check out x-entertainment.com. He's been doing an advent webcomic for years. You can start this year without reading the previous stuff, but you'll want to dig up the fun. Besides the calendar there's a ton of awesome nostalgia reviews.
your link = awesome.
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