*scratch...scratch...scratch....*
*pop*
Mr. Fox: Oh, crap.
Mr. Fox: This is not good. Not good at all.
Mr. Fox: Picking out the green one would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind.
Mr. Fox: Come on, come on...!
Hound: I'm...dead...right...?
Mr. Fox: Unfortunately, no. I was able to revive one of you. You are the leader of these poor souls, right?
Hound: I'm no leader--
Mr. Fox: Shut up! You're Hound--the one Santa left in charge of the Advent Calendar?
Hound: Yes, but--
Mr. Fox: Good! We're going now. Maybe we can stop it.
Hound: Stop what?
Mr. Fox: Never mind. Just drive!
Autobot Base...
Momma Deer: Now SLAVE, it is time for our final session. After this, we shall got to the site of the Chaos Bringer's arrival.
Prowl: Yes...Mistress....
Momma Deer: Almost there....
*uncloaking noise*
Mirage: Whoa! Knock it off, dudette! Prowl, are you, like, okay?
Momma Deer: He's better than you'll be, tool!Mirage: Wha...?
Father Deer: Not tonight, witch!
Momma Deer: Jerry! You F***ING douche bag!
Father Deer: Your lust for power has brought us to this point. I will not rest until you are stopped! For the sake of all that is good, you're endangering your own CHILD!
Momma Deer: You think YOU'RE going to stop me!?
Sideswipe: Maybe he can't stop you by himself, but he doesn't have to with us.
Momma Deer: Do you realize how lame that sounds?
Sunstreaker: Listen here, bi--
*POP!*
Sideswipe: She did NOT!
Father Deer: She's obviously more powerful than even I knew.
Prowl: What's going on?
Father Deer: You've been under the control of a dimensional witch. She's trying to draw a manifestation of destruction into this reality.
Prowl: So, I wasn't just standing too close to Mirage?
Deep in the Forest...
Hound: What is going on?
Mr. Fox: The beginning of the end.
Starscream: We are gathered on this, the longest night of the year, to bring about a permanent darkness.
Starscream: This power shall bring about our ultimate victory! I shall hold the power of a god within my grasp!
Starscream: The innocents have not been spared.
Starscream: Now. COME FORTH LORD OF CHAOS!!
*WHOOM!*
Acid Storm: That's it!Ramjet: *I was going to say that*
Dead End: Who calls the Lord of Uncreation? Who dares to awake his wrath? Name yourself!
Astrotrain: *giggle* Starscream could always use a LITTLE more help.
Dead End: Very well. It is my eternal duty to proclaim the arrival of,...
Dead End: The Chaos Bringer,...Lord of Destruction,...the Uncreator,...UNICRON!!!
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