Sunday, December 5, 2010

Advent 2010: Day Five

Streetwise: Scorch, come in. This is Autobot base. We NEED your report.

Scorch: Ah, hey. This is Scorch reporting in. Ah, the Deceps don't seem to have Pyro, but something's up. They've been patrolling the perimeter pretty heavily. I've had to lay low. Sorry I could contact you 'til now.

Streetwise: That's cool, bro'. Hey, Rapido! I got Scorch on the comm.

Scorch: Oh, scrap! I gotta go. Something's coming.

Streetwise: Scorch! Scorch! Slag it!! They got him. Come on, Rapido. We're goin' in hot and heavy.

Rapido: Wait, mi amigo! The two of us don't stand a chance against the entire Decepticon Guard.

Rapido: We're going to call in the grandes armas!

Back on the island . . .

Pyro: Today's present comes in a rather large box. Don't you think?

Pyro: Thank you for the assistance. I am feeling a bit worn down from having to take care of SOMEone yesterday.

Pyro: A shovel.

Pyro: And a blunted pokey/hooky thing.

Pyro: Is there something we forgot?

Pyro: Um . . . Ma'am . . .

Pyro: Look to your son!

2 comments:

Gamer Queen said...

Baby Monkey + Ax= LMAO.

Unknown said...

That shot took--not exaggerating here--twenty-two attempts.

The little guy's eyes would NOT come into focus. The only reason I didn't give up was knowing that it would be awesome when it did finally work.

Thanks for validating that.